8 definitions by Matt Markel

When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth

Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr

After a baby loses its first tooth, you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole

When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement

When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust

When your grandpa poops, saves it for 8 years, bakes a pie with it, then you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole

Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE

Pissing all over yourself, letting it dry, then rolling around in a relatives bed.