8 definitions by Matt Markel
*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*
Stupid Kid: "Dad, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"
Dad: "Oh, that's just our ligger line! Wanna come join us?"
Stupid Kid: "Yeah!!! YAY!!! Woohoo!!!"
Stupid Kid: "Dad, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"
Dad: "Oh, that's just our ligger line! Wanna come join us?"
Stupid Kid: "Yeah!!! YAY!!! Woohoo!!!"
by Matt Markel November 28, 2009
When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth
Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."
by Matt Markel May 20, 2008
by Matt Markel May 20, 2008
When your grandpa poops, saves it for 8 years, bakes a pie with it, then you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole
Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE
Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE
"Finally, the pistuffley is complete! Thanks grandpa! I love you with all of my heart!"
"Anytime, sonny boy."
"Anytime, sonny boy."
by Matt Markel May 20, 2008
"My cousin lost her first tooth, so I decided to just bust out the tectum. It felt sooo good rubbing against my rectum."
by Matt Markel May 20, 2008
by Matt Markel April 29, 2008
Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)
When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust
When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust
Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"
by Matt Markel July 3, 2009