Bolge5

The lovable blud of the group. Lowkey autistic, occasionally sends questionable content, but somehow still universally adored.

"Bolge5 did it again? Yeah… classic bolge"

by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

bolged

Taking an injury to the head,derived from Legolas smashing an Orc's head in on a wooden pole four times in The Hobbit:The Desolation of Smaug.

You look terrible. Did you get bolged?

by Handle can't be blank. May 11, 2014

Bolger

The legal definition of "Sex on Legs", turns on any homo-sapien within the region of 10km. Whether it be a male or a female they are instantly charmed and follow this sex God to his immense pants with a big bulge. Women are seen to be hobbling as they exit his mansion possibly from the deep butt anal.

Anna: "Hey have you seen Margaret? She seems to be sore near her rectum."
Elly: "Aww she must have seen Bolger again..."

"Man that guy is such a Bolger"

by EarthquakesEverywhere August 30, 2013

Saggy-tits bolger

When a woman decides to let her tits bounce in the wind while running.

He forgot his lunch, so his mom delivered it to him in the form of a saggy-tits bolger.

by Headonya November 4, 2019

Bolge

The outline of your d*ck

Your bolge looks nice with those pants

by Papi_dubz08 January 4, 2019

Bolger

1. the cause of all the worlds problems
2. the cause of all of your problems
3. what you scream when you are angry or if something bad happens to you.

"the genocide in Dar fur"
Bolger
"the docter tells you that you got aids"
Bolger
"you fail a final"
Bolger

by bolgerhater March 7, 2009

Victoria Bolger

A beautiful girl! She brightens anyones day up, the greatest girl known to man. Everyone loves her, but she saves her heart for one person. If you are lucky enough to be with this girl, she is so loyal and she will love you like no one has loved you before. Victoria's usually have great personallitys, extraordinary pretty and cute. Victoria Boldger is/would be the greatest girl to man.

Man, Victoria Bolger is so cute, i might ask her out!

by Fishington February 19, 2018