Bolger

The legal definition of "Sex on Legs", turns on any homo-sapien within the region of 10km. Whether it be a male or a female they are instantly charmed and follow this sex God to his immense pants with a big bulge. Women are seen to be hobbling as they exit his mansion possibly from the deep butt anal.

Anna: "Hey have you seen Margaret? She seems to be sore near her rectum."
Elly: "Aww she must have seen Bolger again..."

"Man that guy is such a Bolger"