When a famous person gets excessive, noticeable plastic surgery, especially when it makes them look much worse. Refers to the Bogdanoff brothers, Igor and Grichka. Often used on 4chan. ie: Mickey Rourke, Joan Rivers.
Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shittypaper in the bowl!
Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.