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bobbing for apples

When a female gives head while the male is sitting in a hottub or pool. Giving the illusion that she is "bobbing for apples".
"Dude, did you see Allison and Roger last night?"
"Yea, she was totally bobbing for apples."

bobbing for apples

during anal sex, you pull out and the hole is open wide, then you pop your penis back in and again pull it all the way out; this is repeated several times.
many pornos have this.
bobbing for apples by HPB April 6, 2003

Bobbing for Apples

A teen or pre-teen girl sucking a boys dick all the way down to hitting the balls- where she may pick up one in her mouth- in oral sex, and the balls are the apple she was going for, so she is bobbing for apples.
'Like- do see that girl over there in that car, look at her go- she is bobbing for apples.'
First used in the story Nevaeh Saga- Marcel Duriez.
Bobbing for Apples by M. R. Duriez October 4, 2018

bobbing for apples

Shopping, searching, scouting, etc. for Apple products to buy.
My old iPod broke yesterday, so I went to the electronics store to go bobbing for apples. That new iPhone sure looks nice...

Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.
Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.

bobbing for apples

where a female is blind folded and on her knees and a male stands over her head and while blind folded the female has to try to suck the males balls
Tamantha went bobbing for apples with Tyron.
bobbing for apples by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006
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