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Blundercow by aceofknights April 26, 2020
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blundercock
blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.
Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?
Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!
Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!
blundercock by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019
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Blendercocked
Similar to cockblocking; used at times to describe how it feels to be somehow rejected or pained in some way.
"My girlfriend ditched me last night for my best friend, who's a chick. It would've been cool if I could watch instead of being blendercocked."
Blendercocked by Elise Payne February 15, 2010
blunderclumped
Noun: the anxiety you feel about not having the time to see all the films, read all the books or hear all the music.
blunderclumped by Happybucket April 27, 2011
blunderkonked
blunderkonked by sabre apocolyptic April 28, 2011
Blundertwat
Blundertwat is a military officer that is typically a field grade officer. It is an anomaly how they reached their current rank with how little combat experience they actually have. The second half of the word is self explaining.
Major Blundertwat: "The Sergeant Major has no command authority! I'm in charge darnit!"
"Sir, the Sergeant Major is literally going to knife hand you out of country."
"Sir, the Sergeant Major is literally going to knife hand you out of country."
Blundertwat by llawhhl November 15, 2018
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