Blundertwat

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Blundertwat is a military officer that is typically a field grade officer. It is an anomaly how they reached their current rank with how little combat experience they actually have. The second half of the word is self explaining.

Major Blundertwat: "The Sergeant Major has no command authority! I'm in charge darnit!"

"Sir, the Sergeant Major is literally going to knife hand you out of country."

Blundertwat by llawhhl November 15, 2018

Words you can keep

blundertard

a blundering moron

Ian is such a blundertard, it's amazing he didn't bury that hooker at the beach.

blundertard by brold July 16, 2009

Related Words

Blundertwat • blundergat • blunderstatement • blunderwit • Blundersnatch • blundertard • blunderway

Blunderstatement

A dangerously understated and inaccurate description of a situation.

"The Boris Johnson press conference was largely blunderstatement."

Blunderstatement by justified_jamms February 21, 2022

Blundersnatch

A big vagina with hanging pussy lips.

Hey man I was with a girl last night and she had a blundersnach, I almost fit my hand in there!

Blundersnatch by ZC May 27, 2004

blundergat

well known piece of shit and friend

thank god i got that blundergat out

blundergat by c88l December 18, 2016

blundergat

17th century and 18th century slang used by pirates to describe a musket

we out here sailing the sea of niggas and I got that mf blundergat on me yk how it is

blundergat by seaofniggasailor November 25, 2021

blundergat

slang used in the 17th and 18th centuries to describe a blackpowder firearm.

we out here sailing the sea of niggas yk how it go. Got the mf blundergat on me yk what im sayin

blundergat by seaofniggasailor November 25, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026