blundercock 

blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.

Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?

Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!

blundercock by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019

Blendercocked 

Similar to cockblocking; used at times to describe how it feels to be somehow rejected or pained in some way.

"My girlfriend ditched me last night for my best friend, who's a chick. It would've been cool if I could watch instead of being blendercocked."

Blendercocked by Elise Payne February 15, 2010

blunderfuck 

(n), (v) blunderfuck

definition: a localized or personalized experience of a series of blunders and missteps made by others but with negative effects only resulting in a hassle for the individual quagmired in said "blunderfuck"

root: a slang derivative of "clusterfuck". a CF is much akin to the Army acronym FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) in that both describe a chaotic situation or scene for all involved. "blunderfuck" is more a personal experience of chaotic awfulness in successive waves of instances; others may not be experiencing your blunderfucked moment.

First the kid got sick on the plane; then the airport lost our luggage which meant we couldn't change our child's soiled clothes. The car rental kiosk employee was less than appreciative of the stench of moist wet-naps and vomit that exuded from our child. Consequently we were given the worst car on the lot for driving in NYC, a beat up Dodge mini-van. AM/FM radio, tape player, no air conditioning, but at least the open windows reduced the stench. Though we weren't dressed for the occasion, we almost made it in time for your wedding. After a long wait at the tunnel, we finally reached downtown and somehow got steered into the processional of flag-waving vehicles in the Puerto Rican Pride Day Parade, leaving us well and truly blunderfucked.

blunderfuck by apocalypse_popsicle September 28, 2012

blunderkonked 

saying something regretfully to someone whilst being under the influence of alcohol

man i totally blunderkonked last night, i might get dumped

blunderkonked by sabre apocolyptic April 28, 2011

Blundercow 

A young man with an extremely handsome mustache

did you see jakes mustache the other day he's such a blundercow

Blundercow by aceofknights April 26, 2020

Blunderfuck 

Realizing fucking someone is a bad mistake.

Dude I blunderfucked Chun's mom last night and it was not good.

Blunderfuck by ura pig January 8, 2011

Blundercooked 

An item, often a dessert baked good, that is both burnt and undercooked.

Man, I blundercooked that lemon cake again!

Blundercooked by Jar of Jam May 14, 2021