blumbling

An adjective describing an extremely awkward situation.

You are so blumbling Anna! You spilled all of that man's sushi!

by JoAnnaGirl49 November 18, 2010

Burbling fart

This is a long, gurgling anal sound like an idling race engine; it is called a burbling fart.

Juan had a long, gurgling burbling fart.

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

bumbling idiot

Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it

She is a bumbling idiot!

by Sassydiva13 October 8, 2017

Bimbling

To amble without real aim, yet in a friendly and harmless manner.

It's not required to achieve anything whilst Bimbling, although it's aimlessness is a frequent side effect.

Bimbling can be made a little more business like with a slight hunch of the shoulders.

It is not essential that Bimbling should be a solo sport.

Blissfully bimbling through life without a care in the world.

by World Bimbling champion March 15, 2011

Brambling

The process of a seemingly heterosexual male discovering his sexuality and converting to homosexuality with a strong preference for petite Asian males.

Comment: I can’t believe it. Matt was hanging out with us last week watching football, and now all he can think about are these tiny Asian boys.

Response: I know man, he’s brambling.

by JShots February 20, 2019

bumbling buffoon

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

by mhorndisk April 3, 2016