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blumpkingini

BRO she gave me a blumpkingini last night
by Fuchsia codfish April 6, 2024
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blumpkinitis

facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins
It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.
by Bendover2x2 January 23, 2009
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Blumpkining

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010
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Blumkinini

Eating a plate of pasta and taking a massive shit while getting a blowjob courtesy of your male or female partner.
Yeah my bitch gave me a blumkinini last night. The pasta was great but she bit my dick on accident.
by Master Kuay October 21, 2010
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Blumpkininer

The act of two people taking a dump simultaneously whilst performing fellatio upon each other. Blumpkin + 69er = Blumpkininer.
They blumpkininered each other to satisfaction
by The Stobster March 8, 2014
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