Bumplings 

Small, fluffy brown bum nuggets found floating on top of a poo stew.

Crap, don't go in there, they're serving poo stew and bumplings today!

Bumplings by JohnnyN July 1, 2012

Sweater dumplings 

Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.

She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.

Sweater dumplings by DrCPA December 26, 2019

bumping purses 

When two homosexual males want to have butt sex, but can not because they are both bottoms.

Lance and Ethan wanted to fool around, but they'd just be bumping purses.

bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009

Bumgliness 

A trait that ugly bums like myself possess.

I had to check the mirror twice this morning to properly examine my bumgliness.

Bumgliness by Jax Lester January 1, 2017

Coochie bumping

When two lesbians rub their clits together to bring themselves to orgasm

I’m totally coochie bumping with lia tonight

Coochie bumping by Chef Navi June 30, 2018

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

bumbling idiot

Someone who's an idiot and doesn't know it

She is a bumbling idiot!

bumbling idiot by Sassydiva13 October 8, 2017