Blueholed 

Verb
1. a word used by PC players of the online game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" also known as "PUBG" to refer to the game crashing, bugging out, or simply not functioning as intended.

2. a word used to describe a situation or experience that did not meet expectations.

See also: screwed, fucked over

"I was going to go out tonight but my car totally blueholed me."

"I was going to drop in Pochinki but I got blueholed. I'm going to try to reconnect."

Blueholed by 305Goose May 30, 2018

Blueholed 

When playing pubg and anything glitches and you die

I was driving a dacia and out of nowhere I got blueholed and it exploded

Blueholed by Spaded4 May 5, 2018

Blueholed 

Similar to blue balls, I’m which a man gets a woman aroused but does not proceed to finish the job.

I was angry at my girlfriend for giving me blue balls, so I got pay back and Blueholed her

Blueholed by The One and Only Boi June 13, 2018

bluehorned

To bluehorn something. To completely screw something up in the last second, even though it was pretty much a guaranteed success already.

Has its origin from the series finale of HIMYM, that was described by many people as one of the worst (if not the worst) in recent TV history because of its unnecessary and mostly unwanted plot twisting, which a blue french horn is symbolic for in the shows legacy. Hence to bluehorn something.

"Manchester United completely bluehorned it in the overtime."

"I loved Dexter, but the last season and the finale was such a bluehorn."

bluehorned by w4yland October 10, 2014

bluehole 

A person wearing a Bluetooth earpiece whose aura of self-importance demands all of your time and attention, yet will ignore you completely to answer an incoming call; a person resembling a Borg drone due to wearing a bulky, asinine-looking Bluetooth earpiece, except Borg drones are more creative and interesting

The bluehole stood in the aisle tapping his foot; as soon as I arrived to wait on him he ignored me to take a call.

bluehole by Niggardly Eisenhower October 2, 2006

Buehrled 

To be completely shut down or out. To display no offense whatsoever. Taken from Mark Buehrle, the Chicago White Sox player who pitched a perfect game against the Tampa Rays on 7/23/2009. There were no hits, walks issued- no base runners or offense of any kind.

For Cubs fans, this is also something that your pitchers have NEVER done in the history of time.

"Get a load of Johnny, he's going to talk to that 10 at the bar"

"Do you think she'll give him the time of day?"

"Wait, here he comes."

"What did she say?"

"Shit dude, I got Buehrled for sure"

"Wow, that bad?"

"Yeah, I had no chance whatsoever...."

Buehrled by adamnlvnv July 24, 2009

Blue holed 

The act of being gang banged by the Blue Man Group.

We got tickets to see the Blue Man Group!!

How?

My girlfriend got blue holed.

Ew.

Blue holed by CreepedOutByNames October 6, 2011