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bluehole 

A person wearing a Bluetooth earpiece whose aura of self-importance demands all of your time and attention, yet will ignore you completely to answer an incoming call; a person resembling a Borg drone due to wearing a bulky, asinine-looking Bluetooth earpiece, except Borg drones are more creative and interesting
The bluehole stood in the aisle tapping his foot; as soon as I arrived to wait on him he ignored me to take a call.
bluehole by Niggardly Eisenhower October 2, 2006
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Bluehole 

1)A person who while wearing a bluetooth wireless earpiece goes into a rant with the person they are speaking to. 2)An aggravated Bluetool.
Sue: Did you see that jerk screaming on his bluetooth, what a bluetool.

Ralph: No... he is a blueHOLE!
Bluehole by Root-San May 31, 2007
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bluehole baby

An individual who was born from a mother with a blue waffle. Typically used when the individual smells horrible, or has very poor hygiene in general.
Wit yo stanky ass! You must be a bluehole baby!
bluehole baby by iKiKrew May 3, 2017

a blue hole 

A city run by Democrats for generations which is marked by crime, gangs, corruption and high costs.
Man, Detroit has been a blue hole for years!
a blue hole by I, Wreckerrr December 29, 2020

blue hole 

Links on websites, mostly Wikipedia, which send you to pages with more links on them. Time consuming and inescapable, they are the internet equivalent of a black hole.
-Why are you so tired?
-I got stuck in a blue hole last night. I started on Richard Dawkins and ended on the belt system of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. It took me two hours.
blue hole by dghmxs November 17, 2010

Blueholed 

Verb
1. a word used by PC players of the online game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" also known as "PUBG" to refer to the game crashing, bugging out, or simply not functioning as intended.

2. a word used to describe a situation or experience that did not meet expectations.

See also: screwed, fucked over
"I was going to go out tonight but my car totally blueholed me."

"I was going to drop in Pochinki but I got blueholed. I'm going to try to reconnect."
Blueholed by 305Goose May 30, 2018

Blueholed 

When playing pubg and anything glitches and you die
I was driving a dacia and out of nowhere I got blueholed and it exploded
Blueholed by Spaded4 May 5, 2018