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bluehorned

To bluehorn something. To completely screw something up in the last second, even though it was pretty much a guaranteed success already.

Has its origin from the series finale of HIMYM, that was described by many people as one of the worst (if not the worst) in recent TV history because of its unnecessary and mostly unwanted plot twisting, which a blue french horn is symbolic for in the shows legacy. Hence to bluehorn something.
"Manchester United completely bluehorned it in the overtime."

"I loved Dexter, but the last season and the finale was such a bluehorn."
bluehorned by w4yland October 10, 2014
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Blueholed 

Verb
1. a word used by PC players of the online game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" also known as "PUBG" to refer to the game crashing, bugging out, or simply not functioning as intended.

2. a word used to describe a situation or experience that did not meet expectations.

See also: screwed, fucked over
"I was going to go out tonight but my car totally blueholed me."

"I was going to drop in Pochinki but I got blueholed. I'm going to try to reconnect."
Blueholed by 305Goose May 30, 2018

Blueholed 

When playing pubg and anything glitches and you die
I was driving a dacia and out of nowhere I got blueholed and it exploded
Blueholed by Spaded4 May 5, 2018

Blueholed 

Similar to blue balls, I’m which a man gets a woman aroused but does not proceed to finish the job.
I was angry at my girlfriend for giving me blue balls, so I got pay back and Blueholed her
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