When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!
While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!
by Boskins05 June 14, 2015
by Pearislovepearislife March 01, 2020
When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.
Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”
by Bikejc7 July 16, 2018
This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 01, 2024
A blumpkin in a porta-john.
by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018
When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
by Mitchell Hauff September 11, 2013