When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!
While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!
by Boskins05 June 17, 2015
Get the Blue Bearded Blumpkinmug. by Pearislovepearislife February 29, 2020
Get the Blue-Water Blumpkinmug. A blumpkin in a porta-john.
by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018
Get the Blue Blumpkinmug. This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
Get the Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkinmug. When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.
Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”
by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018
Get the Blue house blumpkinmug. When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013
Get the blue blumpkinsmug. The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.
by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
Get the Blue Collar Blumpkinmug.