Blue Blumpkin
Blue Blumpkin by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018
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Blue Bearded Blumpkin
When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!
While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!
Blue Bearded Blumpkin by Boskins05 June 17, 2015
Blue-Water Blumpkin
Blue-Water Blumpkin by Pearislovepearislife February 29, 2020
Blue house blumpkin
When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.
Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”
Blue house blumpkin by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018
Blue Collar Blumpkin
The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.
Blue Collar Blumpkin by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin
This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.