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Getting a Blowjob in a body of water such as a pool, hot tub, lake, river, pond, puddle, sea, or ocean.
Did you hear derek got a blowsha in Lake erie.
blowsha by number1Stunner July 1, 2010

blowcake 

A cake which has previously had candles in it which were blown out with no regard for good hygiene or the fact that we're not 8 years old anymore.
I heard there was cake in the conference room but it's Doron's birthday and they put candles in it and he blew all over it and I sure as hell ain't eating his blowcake.
blowcake by j$.devops April 8, 2011

boobshake 

A casual, modern way to introduce yourself to a female.

It is the handshake of the 21st century.
It was nice meeting Susan, but it wasn't until I gave her a nice firm boobshake that I was able to ascertain her personality.
boobshake by SRP November 22, 2007

BroShake 

The sacred oath that takes place between two bros in which each man takes the phallus of the other and proceeds to slay the dragon.

If the oath is broken, the phallus of the oath breaker shall be violently removed.
Ex 1: *While playing hearts*
Gareth:"Bro I promise I don't have the queen of spades, you can play that king."
Pierre: "I do not believe you"
Gareth: "I will BroShake on it"

Ex 2: Marwan and Michael secured their promise to not look each other in the eyes during their 3-way with a BroShake.
BroShake by Cotopaxi2014 August 13, 2014

Blowshkin 

A sexual move that when a male is driving a car, while getting a blow job from his female partner.
Hey man I just took Victoria on a ride and got a blowshkin!
Blowshkin by I like girls19 March 20, 2010
A hairy man chode with bloating testicles. These appendages usually lead to a person never getting laid unless a prostitute is purchased.
Man, my blowshkee is screwing me over once again. No girl will have sex with me.
Blowshkee by jayboy88 January 16, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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