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boobshake 

A casual, modern way to introduce yourself to a female.

It is the handshake of the 21st century.
It was nice meeting Susan, but it wasn't until I gave her a nice firm boobshake that I was able to ascertain her personality.
boobshake by SRP November 22, 2007
Words you can keep
The Massive uploading of pictures of women showing off cleavage or exposing their breasts to a hosting service, such as Tumblr, Blogger, etc, in a consistent and timely manner.
Tim: Dude, you have uploaded quite a number of boobie pics

Dude: Thanks - It's an impressive Boobquake, isn't it?

Tim: yes it is Dude....Yes it is.
Boobquake by PlayBoyMan December 9, 2012
This little bit of supernatural thinking:

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

The modest proposal:

Clearly something was lost in translation; however, the hypothesis that dressing immodestly causes earthquakes will be tested empirically.

Time for a Boobquake:

Annually, on April 26th, wear the most cleavage-showing shirt you own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. Join and embrace the supernatural power of breasts, short shorts, and any other preferred form of immodesty. With the power of scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.

Source: Blag Hag
Human 1: "It's a Boobquake!"

Human 2: "Plate tectonics has nothing on these mammaries."

Human 1: "Your immodesty rocks my world!"

boobshakalaka 

The act of jumping in the air whilst screaming, "BOOBSHAKALAKA!" and smacking a female's breasts with both hands, in the manner of dunking a basketball.
Bobby: So how was your date with Helga last night?
Jimmy: Well things got a little awkward when I gave her the boobshakalaka.
Bobby: Damn, that shit is wack!!!
boobshakalaka by Svend Carlson February 25, 2008

boobshadow 

a technical term used to describe the shadow cast by a woman's (or man's) breasts
S: Gloria, your boobshadow is huge tonight.
G: Aww thanks love you are the sweetest!
boobshadow by oryx and ibex December 18, 2011
An art form involving an individual placing a pair of shoes against their bare chest with breasts occupying space where a foot would normally be inserted.
Walter had a boobshoe fetish, and his wife would spice up the bedroom by putting different pairs of her shoes on her boobs.
boobshoe by JDiddy2Pretty September 14, 2013

boobsketball 

noun. ALTERNATIVE: cleavage catch. a game in which you try to throw various small objects down a woman's cleavage.
Amy was wearing this really low-cut shirt, and we had a bunch of Skittles, so we played boobsketball.
boobsketball by anissa June 16, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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