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boobshake

A casual, modern way to introduce yourself to a female.

It is the handshake of the 21st century.
It was nice meeting Susan, but it wasn't until I gave her a nice firm boobshake that I was able to ascertain her personality.
by SRP November 22, 2007
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Boobquake

The Massive uploading of pictures of women showing off cleavage or exposing their breasts to a hosting service, such as Tumblr, Blogger, etc, in a consistent and timely manner.
Tim: Dude, you have uploaded quite a number of boobie pics

Dude: Thanks - It's an impressive Boobquake, isn't it?

Tim: yes it is Dude....Yes it is.
by PlayBoyMan December 9, 2012
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Boobquake

This little bit of supernatural thinking:

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

The modest proposal:

Clearly something was lost in translation; however, the hypothesis that dressing immodestly causes earthquakes will be tested empirically.

Time for a Boobquake:

Annually, on April 26th, wear the most cleavage-showing shirt you own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. Join and embrace the supernatural power of breasts, short shorts, and any other preferred form of immodesty. With the power of scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.

Source: Blag Hag
Human 1: "It's a Boobquake!"

Human 2: "Plate tectonics has nothing on these mammaries."

Human 1: "Your immodesty rocks my world!"
by Eyjafjallajokullboob April 23, 2010
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boobshakalaka

The act of jumping in the air whilst screaming, "BOOBSHAKALAKA!" and smacking a female's breasts with both hands, in the manner of dunking a basketball.
Bobby: So how was your date with Helga last night?
Jimmy: Well things got a little awkward when I gave her the boobshakalaka.
Bobby: Damn, that shit is wack!!!
by Svend Carlson February 25, 2008
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boobshadow

a technical term used to describe the shadow cast by a woman's (or man's) breasts
S: Gloria, your boobshadow is huge tonight.
G: Aww thanks love you are the sweetest!
by oryx and ibex December 18, 2011
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boobshoe

An art form involving an individual placing a pair of shoes against their bare chest with breasts occupying space where a foot would normally be inserted.
Walter had a boobshoe fetish, and his wife would spice up the bedroom by putting different pairs of her shoes on her boobs.
by JDiddy2Pretty September 14, 2013
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boobsketball

noun. ALTERNATIVE: cleavage catch. a game in which you try to throw various small objects down a woman's cleavage.
Amy was wearing this really low-cut shirt, and we had a bunch of Skittles, so we played boobsketball.
by anissa June 16, 2004
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