Definitions by jayboy88

Blowshkee

A hairy man chode with bloating testicles. These appendages usually lead to a person never getting laid unless a prostitute is purchased.

Man, my blowshkee is screwing me over once again. No girl will have sex with me.

Blowshkee by jayboy88 January 16, 2011

Blowshkee Wax 

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.

I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.

Blowshkee Wax by jayboy88 January 16, 2011