Blowshkee

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A hairy man chode with bloating testicles. These appendages usually lead to a person never getting laid unless a prostitute is purchased.

Man, my blowshkee is screwing me over once again. No girl will have sex with me.

Blowshkee by jayboy88 January 16, 2011

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Blowshkee Wax

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.

I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.

Blowshkee Wax by jayboy88 January 16, 2011

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Related Words

Blowshkee • Blowshkee Wax • Blorskee • Bowsheek • Bowskee • blooshee • Blowheenie • BlowShake • BlowShine • Blowshkin

Bowsheek

When a ballsack is pronounced with an accent or lisp or when someone is uber ghey

I sucked my bowsheek
eddie e. sucked my bowsheek

Bowsheek by Doompartonsquaod March 11, 2007

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bowsheek

Another word for ballsack pronounced BOWSHEEK

Example:
Person one: I like de bowsheek do you like de bowsheek?
Person two: YEAH ITS TASTY!!! I LIKE DE SHEEK STEW! I LIKE DE SHEEKSICLES AND I LIKE DE SHEEKMUFFINS!!!! YEAAAAAAH!!!

bowsheek by Eddie etinger likes bowsheek April 8, 2007

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BlowShake

Lifting the penis and putting one's face towards the scrotum, and then using a gyrating motion while blowing on the said scrotum.

Dude, you gotta try a blowshake.
Really you got one of those.
Yeah, I got one at DairyQueen.

BlowShake by BigBouncyBoyBlox December 20, 2020

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bowshzeet

A person who is a role model to everyone. A Bowshzeet is always caring, and is always very well respected. Don't make a Bowshzeet mad, because Bowshzeet always has many friends to back them up. But most of all, they are beautiful and always is trustworthy and gives great advice to all problems. Everyone wishes they were Bowshzeet.

You always want a Bowshzeet kind of friend.

I wish I had a friend who acted like a Bowshzeet.

bowshzeet by Chickensarethewaytogo December 28, 2016

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Blorskee

Used in April Fools spelling test.

I lost my blorskee at a carnival.

Blorskee by arkive February 16, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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