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blowhard 

1. A very boastful and talkative person; a braggart

2. A self-important egomaniac who likes to toot his own horn, like those assholes who put bumper stickers on their cars that say "PROUD PARENTS OF AN HONOR STUDENT AT (blah blah blah) HIGH SCHOOL"
"Did you catch the State of the Union speech last night? What a fucking blowhard!"
blowhard by Rollo & Biff May 30, 2006

Blowshits 

Dood! I ate Taco Bell last night and OMG! I killed the toilet with the worst case of blowshits ever!
Blowshits by ThaBigCheesy1 January 28, 2010

Blowshit 

When you take a shit and the shit is wet and it splatters all over the toilet bowl.
Man I'm telling you the person behind me blowshit his pants.
Blowshit by Shit McMurphy June 8, 2011

Shooting Blowstar 

During an act of oral sex, a Shooting Blowstar is when a man takes his penis out of a woman’s mouth as soon as he’s about to cum, taps it on her forehead, and sends the cum flying over her head.
Bro, that head was straight fire last night. She even let me show her what a Shooting Blowstar was.
Shooting Blowstar by DougDemuro February 20, 2019

Blowhard in Chief 

Another popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Now that Carl Bernstein has truly put Trumpworld into perspective, we can all see that the Blowhard in Chief really is!
Blowhard in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020
Used for the name Rohan, it combines with BlowJob but replaced with the han from Rohan. However, it is also used in contemporary use in Australia as a newly created slang.
"Rohan slob me with your Blowhans"
Blowhan by alburylol October 17, 2022