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BroShake 

The sacred oath that takes place between two bros in which each man takes the phallus of the other and proceeds to slay the dragon.

If the oath is broken, the phallus of the oath breaker shall be violently removed.
Ex 1: *While playing hearts*
Gareth:"Bro I promise I don't have the queen of spades, you can play that king."
Pierre: "I do not believe you"
Gareth: "I will BroShake on it"

Ex 2: Marwan and Michael secured their promise to not look each other in the eyes during their 3-way with a BroShake.
BroShake by Cotopaxi2014 August 13, 2014
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Broshake 

The first handshake you have with another man. Usually reveals a lot about them
Yo dude, that kid Andy has such a weak broshake. Lame!
Broshake by InvaderRen April 12, 2009
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Broshake 

A bastardization of the "brotha shake" that expressed solidarity among black people in the civil rights movement and a result of the diffusion of hip hop to mainstream culture, the broshake is a replacement of the handshake that bros use for formal introductions or to express bromantic sentiments.
I feel so awkward at this party because all the bros keep giving me the broshake and I mess up because I don't know how to do it.
Broshake by 2PakJack (not tupac) October 28, 2008

brosaken 

to forsake the bro-code in anyway; dating a bro's ex-girlfriend, drinking all of a bro's natty ice, etc.
Dane shows up to a party with the ex-girlfriend of one of his bros, to which the aforementioned bro screams "OF ALL THE BRAUDACITY!... WHY HAVE YOU BROSAKEN ME!?"
brosaken by DJ Brosiden June 12, 2010
When a boy has a girlfriend and she cheats on him..with his brother "Broshare" can also be feminine as "Sisshare", when a sister has a boyfriend and he cheats on her with her sister.

It is also meant to sound like "Brochure", cause a brochure viewed by more then one person (normally.
I hear Dan is being "Broshared" by Rachele, that girl gets around
Broshare by Celina Jade February 6, 2009

Brosnake 

A man or boy who is overly aggressive, and often times exhibits symptoms of latent homosexuality. Brosnakes are generally in Fraternity on State Colleges. Enjoy Ultimate Fighting. Have tribal armband tattoos. Are generally in decent shape. Drink Bud Light. And are often heard saying "bro's before Ho's" Their favorite music is melodic metal such as Saving Able, Nickelback, Saliva etc...They equate manliness with the amount of cheap beer they can consume and the high number of girls with lower back tattoos, and daddy isses they have had some sort of sexual intercourse with.
Every member of the band Nickelback is a brosnake.
Brosnake by obijon December 2, 2009
The typical handshake/greeting when two guys or "bros" are cool with each other meet. It can be spontaneous and is not limited to only old friends but also possible new bros whom are perceived as to being cool with.

The most generic Bro Shake consists of a mutual hand-grab, then a back-pat and usually ending with a fist pound.

Variations are usually created and if the two bros are very good friends, they may have a more intricate Bro Shake.
Example 1:
Bob: "Holy shit, is that you Sam?"

*Bro Shake Initiated*
Sam: "I haven't seen you since you piled that chick in college Bob!"

Example 2:
*Doorbell*
*Door Opens*
Hugh Hefner: "Welcome to the Playboy Mansion boys, the ladies are a plenty."
*Bros walking in, each Bro Shake/ing Hugh*
Stranger 1: Thanks Hugh!
Bro Shake by Jeabus Truthseeker August 27, 2011
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