Blortz 

A lousy ending.
Huge drag.
Major bummer.
Bad idea.

Falling and breaking your leg is a Blortz.
What a Blortz about your car breaking down.
Having to be at work starting at 3 am is a huge Blortz

Blortz by James I. Stevenson September 19, 2008

Bortzy 

A person with alcoholic tendencies. The bar is their church, never to be trusted alone with a bottle of tequila. If drunk, the person will yell inappropriate things in public such as “her pussy tastes so good!”. Likely to get fired from a job after a night of drunken disorderly conduct. Nevertheless, there is never a dull moment when interacting with a Bortzy. Guaranteed fun.

“Did you hear what happened to that Bortzy?”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”

“Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”

Bortzy by Zebra95811 May 24, 2020

blortmanteau 

A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.

A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).

'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'

N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.

blortmanteau by rxnxr October 16, 2009

Boortzed 

The result of exposure to the Neal Boortz radio show, which triggers the remission of obsessive-compulsive compassion disorder. Being Boortzed generally manifests itself in the use of rational thought and facts with which to make arguments, observations, and decisions. May also reveal itself in the desire to be successful through individual effort and being responsible for one's own actions.

After being Boortzed, Johnny realized that success and happiness is entirely within his own control. He turned off American Idol, worked hard to learn a valuable skill, and worked his way into a high-paying job by being focused and disciplined. Unfortunately, Johnny's hard earned success after being Boortzed resulted in him being subject to the heaviest tax burden while bearing repeated accusations of being among "the fortunate" who do not pay their fair share, even though his share contributes to the bulk of the total income tax burden.

Boortzed by M. Anthony Tarone April 17, 2008

blort 

The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.

This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!

blort by Bambooklyn June 15, 2009

bortz 

The coolest person ever...ever. The only person to make balding look elite.

Yo that guy must know Bortz. You see his hair-doo? STYLIN!

bortz by Ellyn Guttman May 22, 2004

boortz 

the talkmaster, a libertarian talk show host based in atlanta

I listen to boortz often, you can visit www.boortz.com to learn more

boortz by Our Fallen Republic January 12, 2004