bortz

The coolest person ever...ever. The only person to make balding look elite.

Yo that guy must know Bortz. You see his hair-doo? STYLIN!

by Ellyn Guttman May 22, 2004

Bortz

The coolest person ever alive. The only person ever to make a come-over look uber gosu vet elite.

OMG It's Bortz, quick go shine his shoes

by Bortz May 21, 2004

bortz

A guy that likes to drink alcohol, and is hard a rock.

Are you a bortz?

by zyzy-zyon December 3, 2023

The borzees

When you’re bored and want to be entertained but are too lazy to actually entertain yourself. This leads to the never-ending pursuit of mindless, low-effort entertainment that causes you to feel emptier than before.

Example 1: Some got covid-19 in 2020. Others caught a bad case of the borzees.

Example 2: I was going to do something fun today, but then I got the borzees and spent 5 hours on TikTok instead.

by SheerNonsense January 3, 2021

Bortnite

Common street slang for “Fortnite” the video game. One can add the word “game” to the end of the word in order to form the complete phrase “Bortnite game.” Be careful when using this word, as it may trigger some individuals.

Bortnite game! Bortnite game! All I wanna do is play the Bortnite game!!!!!

by BortniteLover February 11, 2021

bortchilism

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching

1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?

by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011

Bortling

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

by munkyodoom November 14, 2016