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blortmanteau 

A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.

A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).
'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'

N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.
blortmanteau by rxnxr October 16, 2009
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Brortmanteau 

Any "bro-d" word, such as "broseph," "Kurt Brobain," "broletariat," or "broseidon." Noteworthy that the word "brortmanteau" is a brortmanteau of "portmanteau" itself. Don't think about it too hard. The ability to create catchy brortmanteaus is a hallmark of a true bro, and doing so will make all the members of his brosse green with envy. Good brortmanteaus are the centerpiece of any brocabulary, and whenever you hear one, you should assimilate it into your own personal ever-evolving bromenclature.
'70s-obsessed bro 1: Dude, I'ma go grab some brocaine and listen me a little bit of Houses of the Broly. You in?

'70s-obsessed bro 2: Hell yeah. Brobert Plant's voice is hella cash on that album, particularly in The Brocean. Count me in.

Random bro nearby: Those were some hella mad brortmanteaus you guys were throwing around. Mind if I join?
Brortmanteau by sum lanj? May 10, 2009
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brotmanteau 

A special type of a portmanteau that lends itself to the use of the term "bro" as one of it's components. Usually only used for comedic effect.
How does one use a brotmanteau?
Dude, you totally just got browned (bro+owned).
My brodar (bro+radar) just went off. What's wrong?
Let me borrow your bronoculars (bro+binoculars).
I just read this great book. You should really read it. It's called "Madame Brovary" (bro+Bovary) by Gustave Flaubro (bro+Flaubert).
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