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blootzer n 1. a chunk of frozen snow, slush and road dirt that accumulates behind the tires of an automobile.
George, watch out for the blootzer!
blootzer by Christine Szczap January 31, 2004
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blootered 

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.
blootered by T July 15, 2002
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1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk
1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.
Blooter by Lambchops November 23, 2004
bitch ass loser

created wen i wanted t call mah older brother bitch but i couldnt so i called him loser nd it came out bloozer =]]
watta bloozer he is!!!
bloozer by YeSr... September 20, 2007
to blooter is to hit something with considerable force. to be blootered can mean either (1)being hit hard or (2)being very drunk (usually the latter)
(1)am going to blooter in that windae

i will blooter his lights out

(2) last night i was absolutly blootered man

am goin down to the pub to get blootered

blooter by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007

Blooterus 

A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.
Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?

Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.

Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.
Blooterus by Yoey14 January 7, 2012
Racist term for the only black waitress at your local Hooters.
We went to Hooters hoping to ogle some hot white meat and we got ourselves the Blooter instead!
Blooter by ICP 4EVA November 2, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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