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The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.
This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!
by Bambooklyn June 14, 2009
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The sound eminated from a live fish flopping on the sand as his eyes pop out when you step on him to put a halt to his flap dancing.
Andrew: "Woah Brendan that's a lot of fish you caught!" Brendan: "Yeah nucka.... Hey, one jumped out of the bucket! Grab him Andrew!" Suddenly: BLORT!!! Andrew and Brendan: "Fuckin' Robert, you didn't have to step on him so hard, you twadge!!
by Glived November 06, 2011
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to blow bubbles into a woman's vagina for her pleasure
Michael was the best blorter around. Women would come from far and wide to experience this sexual wonder.
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by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018
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verb: To blow bubbles in a viscous fluid.

noun: An adonis of a man.
The Blort dipped his face into honey and blorted to create a myriad of bubbles.
by Fuzbert Athew September 24, 2018
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Very similar to Jorts, only difference is the color of the material. Black jean shorts, otherwise known as blorts. Then, this leads to bleans, but that's something else all to itself.
I noticed a gentleman admiring some jorts, then he found some blorts that took his breath away.
by Johnny! April 28, 2008
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