blort

The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.

This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!

by Bambooklyn June 15, 2009

blort

blowing bubbles into a woman's vagina

Michael would just keep on blorting until she reached climax. it worked every time.

by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018

blort

Sound effect originally attributed (by myself) to tubgirl.com. Now used as a general word with many applications, such as an expression of disgust or an emphasis of something disgusting or displeasing.

Some Person: Shit I just crapped my pants!!
You: blort.

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

blort

A response to a statement that you did not understand

someperson: I think the framajam requires fenestration
you: Blort?
someperson: What?
you: Exactly

by microfinedroplettechnology December 14, 2008

blort

A blort is a domesticated animal that exhibits three of the seven deadly sins (gluttony, greed and sloth) constantly and simultaneously. Can also be used for humans if the human is particularly blortish.

Garfield is such a blort!

by Sean Malherbe October 23, 2007

blort

to blow bubbles into a woman's vagina for her pleasure

Michael was the best blorter around. Women would come from far and wide to experience this sexual wonder.

by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018

blort

Blort is an onomatopoetic term for the sound of a dog farting while asleep.

Dog: *blort*
You: Stick a cork in it, Pugsley!

by blorthorc October 7, 2003