blorta 

A Fat Mixed Black and Latina Torta

They stole your taco truck and ate all the ingredients they must be a Blorta

blorta by Blortavion November 29, 2024

blorta 

A Torta(fat Latina) that is mixed and is half Black half Latina

She wants to steal your taco truck to eat all the food she is such a Blorta

blorta by Blortavion November 29, 2024

Blerta 

An intelligent, sexy, smart and trustworthy person. She will give up anything that is everything for a person she loved. A Blerta will try to make everything better when things are down. Blerta wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her but she will try to still love that one person. Blerta will never let someone give up. She has a heart full of gold. She can also be quite shy until she gets to know you then she is bright as a star. She finds the beauty in everything. She tends to be very cautious when it comes to guys and romantic relationships because all the men she have dated in the past or just the men that broke her heart but when she does love she gives them their full heart. She is a wonderful secret keeper and always a great shoulder to cry on. Treat her with as much respect as she treats you and she will never backstab you, walk all over her and treat her like crap and you're going to regret it cause she’ll forgive but never forget. If you are ever so lucky to meet a Blerta or have one in your life never let go of her she will be the best friend you can have and she will have your back through some crazy shit, you'll never have to fight any kind of battle alone cause she will always be there when you need her. Meet one and she will love you until the end of time that is if you don’t stomp all over her heart because you’ll regret the day you ever crossed a Blerta. They always keep their word.

Damn I think im in love, she's a Blerta!

Blerta by ilovecane June 17, 2016

Blerta 

She is this sexy bombshell that is both confident and manipulative. Many guys like her but shes a closed book. A blerta has a good and evil side and she is lowkey the devil

-Beware she’s a Blerta

Blerta by LAURENBY April 16, 2020

Blorank 

(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.

Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.

Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.

Blorank by atlanticcitycamp August 27, 2009

blowtard 

Hybridized term for a person who is a blowhard but who is lacking the intelligence to back it up.

Unfortunately that blowtard never stops talking.

blowtard by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

blortmanteau 

A blortmanteau is a tritely-constructed or overly contrived portmanteau, designed in an attempt for cleverness and passing, if pithy, appeal. They are becoming increasingly common in the 24-hour news cycle of the early 21st Century.

A portmanteau of the slang word ‘blort’ (slang, vulg: meaning ‘to vomit, fart, ejaculate or otherwise expel matter from an orifice or use ill-considered words loudly') and portmanteau (a word created by the union of two or more words).

'You going anywhere this weekend, Bob?'
'I'm having a staycation.'
'What does that mean?'
'I'm having a holiday at home. Heard that little gem on NBC, thought I'd use it. Pretty cool huh?'
'It's a blortmanteau Bob...and as such, I now have to maim you.'

N.B. Blortmanteau is also a blortmanteau.

blortmanteau by rxnxr October 16, 2009