bortz
bortz by Ellyn Guttman May 22, 2004
Words you can keep
The borzees
When you’re bored and want to be entertained but are too lazy to actually entertain yourself. This leads to the never-ending pursuit of mindless, low-effort entertainment that causes you to feel emptier than before.
Example 1: Some got covid-19 in 2020. Others caught a bad case of the borzees.
Example 2: I was going to do something fun today, but then I got the borzees and spent 5 hours on TikTok instead.
Example 2: I was going to do something fun today, but then I got the borzees and spent 5 hours on TikTok instead.
The borzees by SheerNonsense January 3, 2021
Bortnite
Common street slang for “Fortnite” the video game. One can add the word “game” to the end of the word in order to form the complete phrase “Bortnite game.” Be careful when using this word, as it may trigger some individuals.
Bortnite by BortniteLover February 11, 2021
bortchilism
1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.
2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?
2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?
bortchilism by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011
Bortling
Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.
Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.
Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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