A person with alcoholic tendencies. The bar is their church, never to be trusted alone with a bottle of tequila. If drunk, the person will yell inappropriate things in public such as “her pussy tastes so good!”. Likely to get fired from a job after a night of drunken disorderly conduct. Nevertheless, there is never a dull moment when interacting with a Bortzy. Guaranteed fun.
“Did you hear what happened to that Bortzy?”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”
“Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”
“Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”
by Zebra95811 May 24, 2020
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The one girl, who you know is different, and makes you super happy.
The one girl who you cant help but laugh when your with her.
The one girl you dont need to make out with when your laying down with.
Maybe not the perfect girl in the literal sense, but the perfect girl for me.
The one girl, who you know is different, and makes you super happy.
The one girl who you cant help but laugh when your with her.
The one girl you dont need to make out with when your laying down with.
Maybe not the perfect girl in the literal sense, but the perfect girl for me.
Guys hanging with his friends.
"Guy1: Dude whos that?
Guy2: Thats my Bortzy :)
Guy1: who?
Guy2: my girl :)"
"Guy1: Dude whos that?
Guy2: Thats my Bortzy :)
Guy1: who?
Guy2: my girl :)"
by missyou<3 January 20, 2011
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person 2-ye best youtuber hes a mad lad
person 3- also im high af
perason 4- fuck me gerald
person 2-ye best youtuber hes a mad lad
person 3- also im high af
perason 4- fuck me gerald
by bigcocklicker911 January 29, 2020
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This is a word that people will use to mean 'boring'. When people say this word you will know that they are immature or just looking to have some fun with words.
Person 1 - 'Are you going to watch Eastenders today?'
Person 2- 'Nuh-uh its borezy'
Panda - 'Why do you want to go to forest? It is borezy'
Tourist - 'I was going to go Latvia but my friend told me it was borezy. So I told him he was borezy and went to Latvia and it is not borezy at all, so it was pretty obvious he was borezy'
Person 2- 'Nuh-uh its borezy'
Panda - 'Why do you want to go to forest? It is borezy'
Tourist - 'I was going to go Latvia but my friend told me it was borezy. So I told him he was borezy and went to Latvia and it is not borezy at all, so it was pretty obvious he was borezy'
by SimplePlanAreCool. June 17, 2008
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