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A person with alcoholic tendencies. The bar is their church, never to be trusted alone with a bottle of tequila. If drunk, the person will yell inappropriate things in public such as “her pussy tastes so good!”. Likely to get fired from a job after a night of drunken disorderly conduct. Nevertheless, there is never a dull moment when interacting with a Bortzy. Guaranteed fun.
“Did you hear what happened to that Bortzy?”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”

Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”
Bortzy by Zebra95811 May 24, 2020
Words you can keep
Prettiest girl in the whole school (: The perfect girl next door
The one girl, who you know is different, and makes you super happy.
The one girl who you cant help but laugh when your with her.
The one girl you dont need to make out with when your laying down with.
Maybe not the perfect girl in the literal sense, but the perfect girl for me.
Guys hanging with his friends.

"Guy1: Dude whos that?
Guy2: Thats my Bortzy :)
Guy1: who?
Guy2: my girl :)"
Bortzy by missyou<3 January 20, 2011
Related Words
Bortzy Bortz Boltzy bontzy bootzy Borczynski Borezy bortey Bortgy Borty
The coolest person ever...ever. The only person to make balding look elite.
Yo that guy must know Bortz. You see his hair-doo? STYLIN!
bortz by Ellyn Guttman May 22, 2004
The coolest person ever alive. The only person ever to make a come-over look uber gosu vet elite.
OMG It's Bortz, quick go shine his shoes
Bortz by Bortz May 21, 2004
best youtuber lots of memes his minecraft vids get all the girls
person 1- do u know boltzy
person 2-ye best youtuber hes a mad lad
person 3- also im high af
perason 4- fuck me gerald
Boltzy by bigcocklicker911 January 29, 2020

botzymon 

A dumb fuckin nigger
That nigga is a straight up botzymon
botzymon by CL January 31, 2005
This is a word that people will use to mean 'boring'. When people say this word you will know that they are immature or just looking to have some fun with words.
Person 1 - 'Are you going to watch Eastenders today?'
Person 2- 'Nuh-uh its borezy'

Panda - 'Why do you want to go to forest? It is borezy'

Tourist - 'I was going to go Latvia but my friend told me it was borezy. So I told him he was borezy and went to Latvia and it is not borezy at all, so it was pretty obvious he was borezy'
Borezy by SimplePlanAreCool. June 17, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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