Blomsp

The sound you make when you finally ejaculate after No Nut November

BLOMSP !!!!!!! That was some good coitus

by thebigenis November 13, 2018

blogspot

(noun) An specified area of blogging where people display thoughts, comments, ideas, and concerns for a multitude of topics. Usually referred in personal terms.

My blogspot is about cooking fish on blogger.

by BaTycoon August 6, 2008

blobsplash

The toilet water that splashes up on to your bum when you do a crap, accompanied by a 'plop' sound.

I just did a crap and had major blobsplash. Lucky there was a towel handy.

by doc brown October 15, 2007

blogspeak

(noun)

1 : a language developed for and used in internet journals, or blogs, by their keepers, or bloggers

A meme is blogspeak for an idea spread from blog to blog.

by Emme December 10, 2003

Boomsplain

When a Baby Boomer attempts to explain something to to the younger generation.

“And then Father Time starts boomsplaining computers to ME! I have a friggin’ PhD in quantum computing."

by Wickednoname November 14, 2019

blogspam

A blog where the author paraphrases or copies from the original article/webpage in an attempt to increase his or her own traffic. This becomes a waste of the reader's time forcing them to click through the blog to get to the actual article. Often submitted to sites like Digg or Reddit.

"This is blogspam. Here's the link to the original story..."

by Mitchumm May 21, 2007

blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

by Sam December 27, 2003