blomster

Sub-par performance of oral sex performed on a male member.

Harrison was going to sleep in Owen's room, but Owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.

by Sonny D. February 4, 2009

Blomster

The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.

That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.

I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad

by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011

Boomster

A member of the baby boomer generation who is as cool as he or she can possibly be, given the constraints of his or her age.

Wow, look at Jack and Juls shake it! They're real boomsters.

by PetPilot January 9, 2015

Bloosters

A fancy (less common and less boring) name for the biceps of the upper arm.

Wow he has huge bloosters.

I usualy work my chest and bloosters on the same day.

Blooster development is critical for all bodybuilders.

by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

blonster

A lady who appears a flaxen-haired beauty when viewed from behind, but when turns round is capable of frightening horses and small children.

Wow, mate, look at that bird over there with the gorgeous hair. I'm going to ask her for her number. (Lady turns around). Oh fuck it, she's a blonster. Mission abort!

by jez1974 May 28, 2009

bloaster

When a person blows a toaster.

Jimmy: "I can't get all the crumbs out of my toaster..."

Paul: "dude, just bloaster"

by The brave little toaster February 1, 2014

Bloster

(1) To advocate for an argument or position, using exaggeration or bending the truth if necessary.

I want a lawyer who will bloster my claims!

by patidaho May 3, 2009