Blomp 

A really fat person. A combination of blob and blimp

Ash Saturn is such a blomp!

Blomp by Beer Fetish January 31, 2018

blomp 

A more appropriate sounding word for a blimp and its general movement

The blomp blomped around above the stadium.

blomp by Adam Tuxbury September 23, 2007

blomp 

much like the glomp known by anime fans, but without the pouncing start. Included in the Risembool Ranger Dictionary.

I have given the Führer a blomp!

blomp by Riyou November 14, 2007

Blomp 

To show excessive affection for on one's blog. From glomp and blog.

Guy: "Man, have you seen how much Sarah's been talking about Jim on her blog?"
Girl: "Yeah, she totally blomped him."

Blomp by Shrapnelwolf April 20, 2010

Blomp 

fat belly made of pudge

if someone has a blomp it means they have fat-ish belly but they are not actually overweight.

Blomp by Matt (Blompcube) May 8, 2005

Blomp 

A misspelling of the term "Glomp"... Now known as a boob glomp

"She keeps blomping me! D:"

Blomp by Ashara Lyina February 20, 2010

Blomp 

Blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc...

It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.

Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!

'Jesus christ, that was a hard day at work'
'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'
'One sec, need the toilet'

*In Toilet*

'ARRR SHIT!!'
'What ISIT?!?!?'
'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'

Blomp by James Bent January 16, 2008