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blogspert
My blogspert friend claims man made global warming is real because of a few blogs he read recently. Now hes some sort of expert or something.
blogspert by squarepush3r January 28, 2010
Bergspeak
A style of speaking used in the English language where the speaker places an inflection on an adjective or noun different in tone and volume from the rest of the sentence. This inflection occurs most often at the end of the sentence, occasionally in the middle, and rarely in the beginning.
"Why was my mother's yacht violently assaulted on the high seas?"
"The ship was attacked and their goods STOLEN because they weren't PIRATES!"
"Touché, good sir. Your impressive logic, and even more impressive Bergspeak, have shown me the truf".
"The ship was attacked and their goods STOLEN because they weren't PIRATES!"
"Touché, good sir. Your impressive logic, and even more impressive Bergspeak, have shown me the truf".
Bergspeak by Glorificus September 25, 2009
blogspam
Noun- A blog/site that is loaded with so much foreign material, it refuses to function properly. Some examples of blogspam are 'dollz', pixelated animations from other sites, javascript that says 'Hey wut^ commaent mai site plz thx', around 5-10 'joke' links that send you to a Keep Clicking site, chain letters, quizzes, and music videos.
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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