Blomker

taking it while going to the bathroom

Horny Truckers releasing stress and a load. Butch got blomkered by the bigger male while peeing all over the walls.

by tennisstudforreal January 8, 2008

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

by Overdrive October 6, 2008

Popup Blocker

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

locker blocker

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009

Booze blocker

When a significant other stops you from having a mad one

Don't go crazy tonight. I'm going for brunch with the girls in the morning so you have the kids all by yourself. 'booze blocker'

by Vancouvervilla September 6, 2016

Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021

baller blocker

A baller blocker is a person throwing salt on your game. Whether it be money or realtionship-wise. They just don't want to see you win or succeed at your money making.

My dad was being a baller blocker by not letting me work at that popeyes up on Howard.

by shehreenie June 14, 2006