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Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017
Get the bloinkiss mug.Clunky, cumbersome, or awkward. Something that's larger than it needs to be is blonky, as is anything that should be smaller and more trim, or that has square edges that should be rounded.
by The Odessa Kid July 7, 2011
Get the Blonky mug.a yoinky boinky is a member of the yoinky boinks. another type of yoinky boinky is a scrunkly squished out cat (usually a black cat)
you : “woah dude are you apart of the yoinky boinks?”
mom : “hell yeah broski!”
“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”
mom : “hell yeah broski!”
“wowzers dude look at this yoinky boinky cat!”
by sunsetklee November 26, 2021
Get the yoinky boinky mug.The Blinky Eyes
1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.
How to use blinky eyes.
1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.
How to use blinky eyes.
1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
Bob: Heaiii guys i haz joek! :)
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*
Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*
Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
by 22MidnA22 August 29, 2009
Get the Blinky Eyes mug.The "blinky-hug effect" is a curious phenomenon that occurs late at night, wherein the afflicted will feel the distinct impression that his or her eyes are receiving tiny, warm hugs each time he or she blinks. The effect is extended into a kind of loving embrace when the eyes are closed for longer periods, and can be difficult to recover from.
It should also be noted that those wearing contact lenses will feel the blinky-hug effect sooner and more dramatically than their un-lensed peers.
It should also be noted that those wearing contact lenses will feel the blinky-hug effect sooner and more dramatically than their un-lensed peers.
Jill: So what are you doing tonight?
Jack: Man, I'm already getting blinky-hugs. I think I'll just hit the sheets.
Jack: Man, I'm already getting blinky-hugs. I think I'll just hit the sheets.
by Wiffle Knight June 14, 2010
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