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bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017
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blaine anderson 

blaine anderson is a fictional character, who is in glee, played by none other than DARREN CRISS (who many people including myself simp for). he has an

amazing singing voice, and in my opinion one of the strongest out of the glee club.

blaine anderson has some of the best dance moves and is also iconic for his unconventional love for hair gel, his nickname “blaine warbler”, his hilarious dramatic lines and reactions throughout the show and much much more!

here’s an iconic blaine anderson quote to take away with you today:
“ladies and gentlemen, telling anyone what they can and cannot put into their hair is disgusting. it’s the first step towards tyranny my friends. next thing you know they’ll start burning books... and then they’ll probably start burning people too.”
person 1: i’m loving glee, i’m on season 5 already!

person 2: aaaaaaa yesss i finished it a month ago, blaine anderson is deeeeefinitely my favourite character

person 1: ohmygod same! i love blaine anderson he’s so funny!

Full Blowner 

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.
"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"
Full Blowner by hollywoody November 5, 2009
The act of a rather wet and sloppy blowjob
You get a blowjob last night of that girl?

Yeah but she wasn't very good, it was a right blozner!
Blozner by Interyanan April 20, 2015
Being honest and being blunt
I’m blonest, meaning I’m honest and blunt

blaine anderson 

the best character on quite possible the best tv show ever, glee. he’s breathtakingly gorgeous and his voice is perfect. quite possibly the love of my life even though he doesn’t really exist. kurt hummel is his soulmate and if ANYONE comes between them i will attack you.
oh my god, that man has the best voice ever and he is gorgeous!!
he must be blaine anderson!
blaine anderson by mashford July 14, 2019