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When you are being blunt and honest at the same time
'I admire how blonest she was'
Blonest by Blonest May 3, 2019
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When lying on your back having such a massive erection it’s comparable to the beanstalk from the fairytale Jack & the beanstalk
Whilst watching Matty’s mom exercise, Ad became turned on and his Bonestalk appeared embarrassingly whilst he was bench-pressing at the local gym
Bonestalk by TechNoNotice January 17, 2022

tropical bonestorm 

a boitsterous sexual act lasting for an extended period. refers to the sexual connotation of being "wet."
Rob and his girlfriend were so loud last night, it sounded like Tropical Bonestorm 2009 in there.

bronesty 

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.
Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.
bronesty by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010

blonster 

A lady who appears a flaxen-haired beauty when viewed from behind, but when turns round is capable of frightening horses and small children.
Wow, mate, look at that bird over there with the gorgeous hair. I'm going to ask her for her number. (Lady turns around). Oh fuck it, she's a blonster. Mission abort!
blonster by jez1974 May 28, 2009
Verb.
Also can be used as bonestormin' or bonestormed.
To have sex with a man, specifically when a woman targets a man's penis (aka bone) and storms that shit.
This is generally a targeted act, though it requires consent from both parties.
Chelsea totally bonestormed that cute mullet boy from the bar last night...he did not have a chance!

"That boy is a babe! I want to bonestorm him!" said Chelsea. "So you are gonna storm his bone?" asked Bonnie. "Yeah his bone in gonna get stormed!" exclaimed Chelsea.
bonestorm by Chelsea_B December 11, 2009