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to get absolutley hammered, and not remember what you did in the morning, but find out through your freinds mocking you.
mate steve got totaly blained last night
blained by ghaskjdlf;mdfg May 31, 2011
A term mostly used in video games (halo 3). To no scope somebody in the face or to shoot beatdown someone quickly. Used by most MLG pro's.
Get blained you random. Wow, walshy just got blained to the face. Kenny just blained me so hard! This random T2 is trying to blain me
Blained by Battle Riffle April 13, 2009
The act of unbelievably (merking) someone to a rediculous extent. It come from the magician David Blaine who can do anything and escape death etc
MATE YOU JUST GOT BLAINED!
Blained by MonkeyFeatures January 3, 2011

blained it

1. Hey how did that smite match go?
2. We lost man
1. Why?
2. Blaine blained it.
blained it by Røbb March 24, 2016

Just Blained 

When having a conversation with somebody and someone states something so fucking asinine it completely derails all forms of thought by all parties involved.
John: So what is the definition of a Fish Hook?
Jordan: It's when people were fishing off the docks near the Boston Tea Party and they saw the British coming toward them so they decided to Teaspoon Leg it out of there and get a hooked finger in their mouths.
Miles: Whaaaaaaa....
Adam: O.o
John: You.. You just Blained this entire fucking show.
Jordan: You're welcome.
Just Blained by McGreybush January 2, 2015

David Blained 

Getting very very drunk to the point that you almost die but just about don't.
Man, I'm gonna get David Blained tonight!!
David Blained by cat23010 October 18, 2009