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Giving someone a blowjob instead of paying a loan.
Person A - Got my 5 dollars?
Person B - No...
Person A - Fine...Blone me!
Blone by A Very Angry Pirate January 28, 2009
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A stupid way of spelling "Blown". It is used as reply to sarcasm facts.
Person A - There are two types of people in the world. 1). People who understand sarcasm 2). IDIOT
Person B - whoaa! * mind blone *
Blone by xx4NG3L0xx March 21, 2017
an absolute buffoon who cant shut his yap because he thinks he knows a lot
newsflash, its a nothing burger
yo jerry look at this level 4 blone
i'm bloning out rn
blone by The Fax Chasser February 1, 2025

baloney ring 

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.
baloney ring by chicago jones June 13, 2011

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.
Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018
An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.
You can always rely on Ronnie to lend a hand when needed; he's a top bloke!
Top Bloke by jkmattf March 11, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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