Blohn 

To become someone or something else

Man he turned into a real blohn.

Blohn by Mynameisjeff89 May 4, 2022

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

Antique Blonde by will bitten September 13, 2017

snow-blond 

Snow -blond is when your outside and there is so much snow that you have a blond moment and do something stupid.

During a winter storm some drivers get snow-blond and have accidents.

snow-blond by jpg3 March 8, 2015

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.

Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

Blonde Skinnies by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

Blonde Boyz 

A group of boys who will steal your hearts. The gang consists of three members: Ethan, Tommy and Jerome. Jerome is kind of like a dad to Tommy and Ethan but that’s okay because he’s cool.

Tommy: I'm Tommy
Ethan: I'm Ethan
Jerome: And I'm Jerome
Here's a one-way ticket
To the blonde boyz zone!

Blonde Boyz by mzntis April 30, 2019

caca blonde 

caca blonde is dirty blonde or a darkishe blond

mon cheveax et caca blonde. my hair is dirty blonde

caca blonde by anonymous November 5, 2020