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A period of one year.
That judge gave my cousin 22 blickums! I hope his appeal goes thru.
Blickum by BoliverXD February 25, 2022

Blackument 

a) When a black person is in the wrong, but can't see why, so thinks they are being picked on simply because of their skin colour.

b) When a black person tries to bring their reputation as an agressor into an argument to try and win.
a) Black woman overtakes a queue of traffic by driving on wrong side of road. Then, is met by a car coming towards her that won't move out the way to let her continue to jump the queue. She can't see why she isn't getting her own way, so presumes she is a victim of racism. A blackument ensues.

b) Black man decides he wants to steal a bike by accusing the white owner of stealing it from him first. He gets in the owners face and intimidates them until they give in and lose their property, or more white people get envolved and the black man runs away.
Blackument by ColourBlind August 10, 2012

Blockuments 

Any incriminating record showing conspiracy that a January 6th faketriot refuses to turn over.
Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.
Blockuments by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022

Blickums 

A word near and dear to drummers who play in hair metal bands. The term is derived from the style played on the drums... blickum, blickum, blickum, blickum.
Snaughtly Crue: PLAY BLICKUMS!

Greg: (on his drums) BLICKUM, BLICKUM, BLICKUM, BLICKUM
Blickums by His Royal Throbness September 22, 2005

Blackumulation 

When a large amount of black people suddenly seem to have appeared in one certain area without notice.
Bro, we better leave. There's been a lot of blackumulation.
Blackumulation by noi'mnotracist January 23, 2010
A sudden realization.
I was confused at first,then all of a sudden , I had a Blinkum, then it all made sense.
Blinkum by Todd Beazy November 25, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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