Blemished

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-A person who is inexperienced with strip clubs, and feels guilt about going/ being a part of one.
-A type of person who pays for a strip club membership, but doesn’t go due to guilt of being a member to a strip club. (Will usually stop by fumble with they’re ID but leave anyway in the first 8 minutes.

“Dude John is so blemished, he walked around town all night trying to find a strip club, and when he finally made it, they took his ID and he left to go to a college party”

Blemished by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover May 6, 2021

Words you can keep

cum blemish

A mark or stain left on clothing or bed sheets after sex.

I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.

cum blemish by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Related Words

Blemished • girls with acne n blemishes • Blemish • befished • bemissed • Bleshéd • Blished • Plemished • cum blemish • bleich(ed)

Blemish

A vagina on ones face. Most commonly on the forhead. Very similar to a dickhead.

''Omg that woman has one huge Blemish!''
'' I want to fuck her Blemish''

Blemish by J Moody November 20, 2006

Blemish

When something is not up to standards.

Hey that coat your wearing is looking a little blemish.
Yea i was playing that new video game its a little blemish.

Blemish by t-yooooo November 14, 2009

girls with acne n blemishes

YOU ARE FINE AS HELL DON'T BE INSECURE

yall are drop dead gorgeous girls with acne n blemishes

girls with acne n blemishes by trintuhdebone May 6, 2019

Blemish

A small mark on a person's face.

I have a Blemish.

Blemish by frindjinny6 November 2, 2020

bemissed

Usually referring to quality of a job or repair. Extremely poor or done by untrained person(s) who thinks because they have opposible thumbs that they should be holding and working with tools. See fucked up or hosed.

"He tried to swap the engines in those Mustangs but it came out all wrong. He really bemissed that job."

bemissed by joeyinhollister December 14, 2008

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026