befished 

The act of turning a human person into a fish.

"Uh oh, looks like you just got befished fool!"
"If anyone is readying this, my name is Chris Lachlan Dennings. I've currently been kidnaped by my boss, Steven Jay Hubbard, in order to sell more organic meat to taco bell. My coordinates are 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W. Please, I just want to see my loving wife Clarice again."

befished by underthebridge underthebridge April 23, 2021