Bleatch

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Snoop Dog's way of saying Bleach.

Gotta add yo bleatch fo dem whities.

Bleatch by Joe Jacobs December 14, 2004

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bleatch

To give some one a continuous hits by using your shoulder on any part of their body

"i'll bleatch you so hard, you wont feel your legs from your a$$"
"he bleatches me while we were playing football"

bleatch by Chemicalex November 4, 2005

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bleachella

a phase that Taylor Swift went through back in 2016 where she bleached her blonde hair. it was a temporary look that Taylor herself now looks back on and cringes at, as she reveals in the April 2019 Elle US magazine.

“Dude, did you see the pics of Taylor Swift at Coachella?”
“Yeah, that’s when she was going through the bleachella phase.”

bleachella by halhan March 6, 2019

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bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

bleached hams by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

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Bleach my eyes

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes

I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes

Bleach my eyes by * bleep* October 5, 2020

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bleach

the beverage in which is usually consumed when listening to jacob sartorius' song 'sweatshirt', but the song is so bad you better hurry before it drinks itself.

"Hey, let's listen to Jacob's new song sweatshirt!"
"Sorry, I can't I've ran out of bleach."

bleach by petrude02 June 26, 2016

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eye bleach

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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