Blatch

To regurgitate bile in the face of decency.

Verb inspired by column on Jack Layton by Christie Blatchford, a "journalist" who writes for the National Post.

On the day Jack died of cancer Christie blatched a hate-filled column describing him as "canny, relentless, thoroughly ambitious" because he had the audacity on his death bed to hope Canadians will choose love and hope over fear and hate.

by Mackenna2011 August 30, 2011

Blatch

One who dedicates one's self to a particular sport to such an extreme it becomes annoying.

John: Yeah, I went to baseball practice yesterday. Did you?

Alex: Of course! It's only the best sport in the world! In fact, I just ordered three jerseys off of a baseball equipment website, and I subscribed to three wooden bat magazines last Monday. I'm still looking for an outfielder's glove and a catcher's mitt, though.

John: Dude, chill. You such a blatch about baseball.

by El NiNO ~ DABLE January 26, 2011

Blatch

The darkened, or "tainted" area surrounding one's anal opening. Also known as "the Southern areola."

1. Let's touch blatches. Who's up for another round of blatchpong?
2. Oh my god, blatch bleaching!
3. His pursed lips pulsated like a blatch experiencing singular and chronic discomfort.

by Bhupathi October 1, 2014

Blatch

Black Chick Snatch

Dude, I got a hold of some stinky blatch last night and I just can't get the smell off me.

by bloodfreckle May 21, 2013

blatch

Being of or pertaining to a race of unsightly creatures who roam around nocturnally terrorizing farm animals, small children, and disfigured old men.

by Melvin from around the way January 18, 2003

blatch

The noise that is made before vommiting

Who's puking in the bathroom? I heard some blatching going on?

by Grimice Jones January 18, 2003

No Blatch

A way of verbally communicating immediate denial. Blatch can be used interchangeably with "Bitch" or "Batch" This term was founded by Krishna Evans in late 1999 during a Grant High School mens basketball fundraiser. It has since manifested its way into everyday use, especially at the Craps table at the Bellagio during March Madness.

Hey bro hook your boy up with a candy bar.

No Blatch! No free chocolates blatch!

by Jake Pounder September 20, 2018