Blatnik 

Blatnik is a part of every bike which protects your ass from being dirty and shitty from dirt

A: Do you have a Blatnik ?
B: Fuck. Well my ass will be exposed.
A: Sucks.

Blatnik by Pločnik December 7, 2020

Manolo Blahnik 

Spanish shoe designer who soared to popularity after the debut of Sex and the City, but has soled the feet of the wealthy for decades prior. His name is commonly mentioned in rap lyrics and glorified by the culture of excess, and he is accredited with pioneering the infamous Timberland stiletto boot craze. His handmade, expensive shoes bearing his name are largely considered the eptiome of luxury and chic by the fashion cognoscenti. The shoes themselves can also be referred to as "Manolos" or "Blahniks" for short.

Those Blahniks are fierce, girl.

Manolo Blahnik by redgyul September 21, 2004

beatnik 

A member of the Beat Generation (late 50's - early 60's), a nonconformist in dress and thought. Often reknowned for wearing black turtleneck sweaters, stove-pipe trousers, dark glasses and berets. They used to hang out at coffee shops where they would recite poetry (sometimes accompanied by bongo drums), and talk about jazz or the people/society/regimes that are oppressing them and trying to make them conform.

"Oh, man! Ned spilled ink all over my poems. He's a real flat tire, I mean a cube, man. He's putting us on the train to Squaresville" - Ned Flanders' beatnik father

"I'm really diggin' this jaaaazz, maaan! This cat is really hip! Far out daddy-o!" (clicks his fingers repeatedly)

beatnik by burnin4tor February 24, 2007

beatniks' rights under neptune's oar 

another way to say that someone is a B.R.U.N.O.; one who acts like a bruno man who loves muscles and power; usually drives some kind of Ford pick up truck and/or loves the NRA; also see gonzo

Geez, J-Hawk. When did you start acting so Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar?

beatniks' rights under neptune's oar by El_Scorcho September 22, 2004

Beatnik Applause 

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.

POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause

Beatnik Applause by PopeMichael May 13, 2010

Beatnik 

Basically the original, almost forgotten incarnation of the modern day hipster.

People think that hipsters are a new thing, but in reality have been around for years, the only difference is that a modern hipster mixes the beatnik style with indie, scene or emo.

They were a subculture of (mostly wealthy) young people in the 1950's that drank coffee, enjoyed art and music, wrote poetry, did psychedelic drugs, and smoked cigarettes. Practiced minimalism, and were very, very political. Men wore berets with striped shirts and sandals, and the women wore berets, little black dresses and scarves.

Would say slang things like "That's beat" and "daddy-O".

The dirty beatnik played bongo drums while reciting his own poetry at the poetry bar.

Beatnik by California Bae Area December 29, 2016

Manolo Blahnik 

A shoe designer who became extremly popular after Sex and the City aired in June of 1998. Often shorten to "Manolos" and sometimes confused with Milano (cookies from Pepperidge Farm) to those who don't know much about fashion.

I love your ankle-strap stilletos, are they Manolos?

Manolo Blahnik by Lieske July 6, 2005