redgyul's definitions

the matrix

n. A trio of movies that managed to glorify existentialism, promote free-thinking, stimulate the atrophied intellects of the masses, modernize science fiction, lionize computer programmers and revive Keanu Reeves' career all in one go. In short, a triumph.

The Matrix has (pwns?) you.

by redgyul September 21, 2004

cancer dick

n://Cigarette. As derived from the reference "cancer stick" used to describe the stick-shaped cigarette's propensity to cause cancer, the term "cancer dick" is intended to additionally imply how smoking fucks you over.

Still smoking those cancer dicks, Earl?

by redgyul December 31, 2005

Howard Homecoming

The annual affair known as Howard University's Homecoming, an event infamous for causing such an influx of fun-seeking teens, college students/alumni and pedophiles that all of D.C. shuts down for an entire weekend. The incredible part is, it actually lives up to all the hype...and when an event has been immortalized in a Biggie song, believe there's hype.

"Ain't no tellin where I may be/
May see me in DC at Howard Homes/
Comin, with my man Capone, Dummin/ fuckin somethin..."

by redgyul September 27, 2004

keri noble

An odd splice between Norah Jones and Tori Amos, only blonde and with extremely blue "deer-in-the-headlights" eyes, showcased to perfection on the cover of her album, "Fearless". Strangely, she manages to meander around brilliant, stagger straight past great and land smack on the spot between pleasant and mediocre. You'll inevitably hear her piano-based freshman music on VH-1 soon, but the sophmore album will inevitably be much better.

Keri Noble is a decent songwriter with a lot of potiential.

by redgyul September 22, 2004

fete

v. to party up a storm

Ah so tired after we fete dong de place las' night.

by redgyul April 2, 2005

Ralphie

A term commonly used in the Caribbean for a (cocka)roach.

"Girl, yuh does keep de place so nasty. All dese Ralphies dem..."

by redgyul September 22, 2004

ride

v. to allow someone to get away with something they shouldn't be doing, despite your full knowledge of their transgression.

Q: "He slapped you man!! You gon' let him ride...or you gon' make sure that mofo gets got?!"

by redgyul September 24, 2004