Blargain

A deal that seems appealing and/or epic but turns out to be a bluff or just plain crap...

You buy a Rolex for thousands and it turns out you only bought a picture of one, "That was a complete Blargain!"

Blargain by 0<("<) havethedoughnut July 24, 2010

jacksonville plea bargain 

When you sleep with the judge of your trial to get out of serving your sentence

Jason got a Jacksonville Plea Bargain after stealing the Weenie Truck.

jacksonville plea bargain by Orbits_Of_The_Elliptical_Kind January 9, 2020

Bargain Basement Becky 

That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.

1. Wife
2. Girlfriend

3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits

5. Sidepiece

6. Smash

7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky

I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.

You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.

Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.

Bargain Basement Becky by Starving Artist246 October 8, 2021

Bargain Basement Becky 

The name given by the wife or the girlfriend after finding out about their husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from a bargain basement compared to her.

I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.

Bargain Basement Becky by Starving Artist September 23, 2021

Home Bargains 

An iconic British discount store chain founded in 1976 by Tom Morris in Liverpool, England. Here you will find a flock of single mums spending the last of their benefits check on dino nuggets and oven chips.
Top Brands. Bottom Prices.

Person 1: Oi where you going
Person 2: Home Bargains
Person 1: Get me a stella will ya

Home Bargains by councilestatebaddie March 29, 2022

Bargain Basement Becky 

The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.

I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.

Bargain Basement Becky by Starving Artist246 September 23, 2021

the devil doesn’t bargain 

a phrase that means never get back together with your ex

the devil doesn’t bargain

your ex will only break your heart again

Jenna: i wanna get back together with ryan
Jenna friend: no don’t do it, remember the devil doesn’t bargain, it will only be bad again

the devil doesn’t bargain by stay single 4 life June 13, 2022