Blarging

Verb
Pronounced: Blarg-ing

Noun(s): Blarg

Spouting off ignorance or Making

Nonsensical remarks

Guy 1: Colby’s blarging again bro..
Guy 2: what a blarg.
Guy 3: oh god he just blarged all over your patio

by didyoudirrtyy March 10, 2019

Blarging

Blowing your nose in the vagina of an old corpse.

I just went blarging at the funeral home.

by DictionaryWeb February 18, 2024

Blargin it

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.

"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"

by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011

Blarting

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.

"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"

by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021

blarginsnarf

A word used to end a conversation, usually when something personal is mentioned.

so, did you ask her o- BLARGINSNARF!

Did you eat my chocolates!? Blarginsnarf!

by Axe the avenger April 12, 2008

blarping

Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.

It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.

Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.

by kevinbeal December 14, 2015

bargingo.com

Bargingo.com is a funny joke that is mentioned on Oneyplays , in episode 12 of Yooka-Laylee.

with the thought of a website that doesn't exist, but that someone bought ad-space to show people a fake commercial. Is really funny.

Person 1: where can I get me some bargingo?

Person 2: You can get them on bargingo.com, which is a totally real website with real people who claimed it.

by CandycupQuake February 11, 2019