councilestatebaddie's definitions

Benidorm

Definition 1: Best fuckin TV show known to man

Definition 2: Popular holiday destination for fat beer belly brits to spread their fat fuckin toes under the sweet Spanish sun

Person 1: What do you wanna watch

Person 2: Benidorm. Duh.

by councilestatebaddie January 25, 2023

Dick

1) Fave snack. To be consumed hot, cold, soft, dry, wet, crooked or hard.

2) A flaccid growth typically found between the legs of the male species. Comes in varied lengths and girth some more desirable than others. Must be cleaned regularly for most effective usage.

3) Can be taken many ways.

Person 1: What did you get for your birthday
Person 2 (In Russian Accent): Dick and Balls

by councilestatebaddie July 29, 2022

Lobby

A place to shake nyash for cash, make friends and cause problems

Person A: I'm going on lobby to see some big batty gyal shaking bunds
Person B: She better be leng styll

by councilestatebaddie July 29, 2022

Daddy

Something I don't have.

Me no have Daddy.

by councilestatebaddie July 29, 2022

Koka

Imma just say it koka is the best brand of instant noodles out there. Ffs bruh the chicken flavour makes me bust. Idk what they using in that factory but thatt shit be making me cream.

Me: koka is leng. Koka is daddy. Koka makes me nut. I love koka

by councilestatebaddie May 8, 2022

Jada Pinkett Smith

She had an 'entanglement' with August Alsina, and Tupac and Tupac again and a bit more Tupac whilst being with Will Smith.

Man 1: dammmm Jada Pinkett Smith was so hot back in the day
Man 2: Jada who?
Man 1: Pinkett.....
Man 2: Ohhhhh you mean G.I. Jane

by councilestatebaddie March 29, 2022

Home Bargains

An iconic British discount store chain founded in 1976 by Tom Morris in Liverpool, England. Here you will find a flock of single mums spending the last of their benefits check on dino nuggets and oven chips.
Top Brands. Bottom Prices.

Person 1: Oi where you going
Person 2: Home Bargains
Person 1: Get me a stella will ya

by councilestatebaddie March 29, 2022